Secret Zionist Compound, Simi Valley, CA

And what is this menacing enclave cemented high in the winding foothills above Simi Valley? Ernst Blofeld's California getaway? Nope. it's the Brandeis-Bardin Institute: an ill-defined organization somehow affiliated with what used to be the University of Judaism and is now...something that used to be the University of Judaism.

It's the Fortress of Saul-itude.

- S.F.