Travel Limericks

Like an unwanted toe fungus, limericks seem to spring up at the least provocation and spread like a poetic red tide. Which is all in the way of introducing a salient travel limerick penned by a fellow traveler of the Grandmaster. If you have a pertinent travel/gig limerick you would like to share, please post them as a comment or send them to yours truly for inclusion.

There was a hotel in Toledo

With a Cafe where we stopped to feed-o

It was our bad luck

The service did suck

So the waiter we had to torpedo!

Thanks for sharing.

GB/CK